Automotive Professionals Prints

Car exhaust as a monster

In the Guru District

"Take me to your mechanic."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Perfect."

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Electric car

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"It's worse than I thought."

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

Your big end has gone

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

'I have fixed your car. That other whining sound is your husband checking over my bill.'

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Mufflers.

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

Mechanic: 'A grinding sound, eh? Maybe she needs a new paint job.'

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'