Automobile Industry Professionals Prints

'For a little less money, we can offer you a manual inflating air bag.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Electric car

Natural gas

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Stimulus bust

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

'Can I sniff the tires first?'

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

This one has a new gadget, it tells you how much you still owe on it.

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

'Just came in. It's a repo.'

'Driverless cars are coming.'