Automobile Industry Professionals Pillows

Uber Out of Luck

'For a little less money, we can offer you a manual inflating air bag.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

General Motors.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Volkswagen Scandal

Electric car

Natural gas

The American Nightmare.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Stimulus bust

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

Bailout for General Motors.

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

This one has a new gadget, it tells you how much you still owe on it.

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

Volkswagen with skull face

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

'Can I sniff the tires first?'

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."