Motoring Industry Professional Pillows

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

"Take me to your mechanic."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Smile

Electric car

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

Slipstream

Bahrain F1

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

"Except moles, madam."

Successful Homing Pigeon.

'I need to work a different shift.'

This one has a new gadget, it tells you how much you still owe on it.

Alain Prost

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

'Can I sniff the tires first?'

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.