Car Industry Professionals Prints

Crash test dummy unemployed begging.

"Take me to your mechanic."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Demonic Repossession.

General Motors.

Volkswagen Scandal

Electric car

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

The American Nightmare.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

'I have fixed your car. That other whining sound is your husband checking over my bill.'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

Volkswagen with skull face

This one has a new gadget, it tells you how much you still owe on it.

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

Uber Out of Luck

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

'Can I sniff the tires first?'

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"