Car Industry Professionals Gifts

Crash test dummy unemployed begging.

"Take me to your mechanic."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Demonic Repossession.

Electric car

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

'I have fixed your car. That other whining sound is your husband checking over my bill.'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

This one has a new gadget, it tells you how much you still owe on it.

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

'Can I sniff the tires first?'

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

"I like everything about the car except it's expression."