Automobile Industry Professional Gifts

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

Full Serve, Diesel, Self Serve.

Mrs. Clinton. Please stay home a while and help us sell these huge gas guzzlers.

"Take me to your mechanic."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

General Motors.

Electric car

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Volkswagen Scandal

Natural gas

The American Nightmare.

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Stimulus bust

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

Bailout for General Motors.

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

Uber Out of Luck

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

Volkswagen with skull face

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."