Automobile Industry Professional Prints

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

Mrs. Clinton. Please stay home a while and help us sell these huge gas guzzlers.

"Take me to your mechanic."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Electric car

Natural gas

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Stimulus bust

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

This one has a new gadget, it tells you how much you still owe on it.

'Can I sniff the tires first?'