Automotive Industry Professional Prints

"The credit crunch has hit our business hard - We're going to the wall!"

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

"Bernie's problem is his technique draws attention to itself."

"Girls, drugs, gambling....yeah, okay! Just don't mess with any German car makers! Those guys are really bad!"

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Business analysts study current woes of the now miniscule big three . . .

Electric car

"Take me to your mechanic."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Stimulus bust

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

This one has a new gadget, it tells you how much you still owe on it.

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

'Can I sniff the tires first?'

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

'Driverless cars are coming.'