Automotive Industry Professional T-Shirts

"The credit crunch has hit our business hard - We're going to the wall!"

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

"Bernie's problem is his technique draws attention to itself."

"Girls, drugs, gambling....yeah, okay! Just don't mess with any German car makers! Those guys are really bad!"

Toyota claims are a hoax?

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Business analysts study current woes of the now miniscule big three . . .

Electric car

"Take me to your mechanic."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Volkswagen Scandal

General Motors.

Natural gas

The American Nightmare.

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Stimulus bust

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Bailout for General Motors.

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

Uber Out of Luck

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'