Auto Industry Professional T-Shirts

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'

The American Nightmare.

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

"If you read the small print you'll see that the 95 miles to the gallon was only when the car was being towed."

"The new 4x4x4x4x4."

"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"I like everything about the car except it's expression."

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

VW issue their customers with gas masks

'Check out the new Chrysler.'

'It's official - seventy miles per gallon.'

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

Big Three Auto Makers: We are worthy too!

'One or two Japanese auto factories, and this town would be back on its feet in no time.'

Sorry, sir - Toyota Accelerator.

Detroit strikes back

'Hey, dude! Fill'er up!'

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

Obama and GM.

"Interior driver-assist options monitor your alertness, gauge coordination, and smell fear."

Volkswagen with skull face

'And this is the economy model.'

Volkswagen Scandal

Volkswagen emissions

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Safety First/ Recall Second.

'The accelerator sticks at high speeds and, while traversing wildly from far-right to far-left, the brakes often won't work!'

'Car Czar my foot! - What they need is a BAR Czar!'

Smaller car beats SUV on fuel consumption.

I (still) O U

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

GM plans to keep Opel.