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NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

"Take me to your mechanic."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Demonic Repossession.

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Volkswagen Scandal

Electric car

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

General Motors.

Natural gas

The American Nightmare.

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"It's worse than I thought."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"This baby has it all. . . premium leather interior, 17-inch wheels. Touchscreen nav and bluthooth connectivity. Best of all, it comes fully optimized for vertical video."

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

Your big end has gone

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

Mufflers.

Mechanic: 'A grinding sound, eh? Maybe she needs a new paint job.'

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

Uber Out of Luck