Auto Service Professional Prints

"Take me to your mechanic."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Demonic Repossession.

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Electric car

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"It's worse than I thought."

"This baby has it all. . . premium leather interior, 17-inch wheels. Touchscreen nav and bluthooth connectivity. Best of all, it comes fully optimized for vertical video."

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Your big end has gone

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

Mufflers.

Mechanic: 'A grinding sound, eh? Maybe she needs a new paint job.'

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

'Your replacement parts cost seven quid, plus two hours labour and VAT makes two hundred quid.' - 'How much?!' - 'Listen, pal. I've got kids to feed.' - 'How much do they eat?' - 'Just one more mouthful, my son. You must grow big and strong so that you ma