Automobile Repair Professional Prints

'New right wing panel, £450.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Organic Soldering.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

Demonic Repossession.

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"Nap time."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"Looks like you ran over a porcupine."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"It's worse than I thought."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'