Automobile Repair Professional Prints

'New right wing panel, £450.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Organic Soldering.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

Demonic Repossession.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

Volkswagen Scandal

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

The American Nightmare.

"Nap time."

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Looks like you ran over a porcupine."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"It's worse than I thought."

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'