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"So tell me... Do these tires make me look flat?"

'My car has been acting funny.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Organic Soldering.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

Car Dentistry.

Demonic Repossession.

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Support groups for car repairs.

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Nap time."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"It's worse than I thought."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

Acme Flyswatters.

Psychic car mechanics.