Car Repair Specialist T-Shirts

'First of all, it didn't malfunction, it broke. Never waste a $20 word on a $2 car.'

'I hope you know a good search engine.'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

'Your radiator is leaking. Don't worry, I can patch it up with stem cells.'

'No, lets take this battery. It has a longer warranty.'

'Your car has failed it's MOT.' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - 'I'm going to replace your lambda control.' - 'I don't even know what that is...' - 'It's expensive. That's all you need to know. My little blue victim.' - 'Gah.'

Heaven towing service

"Oh...that's not good."

Holiday Special - All estimates even more honest than usual.

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

The Mechanic

Whining SUV.

'This is Green Peace! Throw out your refrigerant and come out with your hands up.'

"The priest will be over in 10 minutes to give it last rights."

'Need new suspensions again hey?...'

'Well, here's your problem'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

I think it's your suspension!

'It happens every time I go over a bump.'

But this is more than the estimate!

'Sorry, but your Yugo needs imported parts, and Yugoslavia is gone.'

Joe's Diagnostic Auto Repair: 'Your car is depressed because you never take her anywhere but work and back home.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Organic Soldering.

CLEAR!

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'