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'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Technical Problems

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

"I think the flush is broken."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'I'll make some walking-around money repairing satellites.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

The world's most unemployable family

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Lazy plumber.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Bob’s Museum

Rust test in progress.

Computer operator welding machine.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Demonic Repossession.

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

"Never marry an engineer."

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."