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Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Technical Problems

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

"I think the flush is broken."

For the last time, I know the basement is wet….

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'I'll make some walking-around money repairing satellites.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

The world's most unemployable family

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Lazy plumber.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Computer operator welding machine.

Rust test in progress.

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Demonic Repossession.

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Never marry an engineer."