Automotive Repair Specialist T-Shirts

'Take me to your best repairer of cracks in the fuselage.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Organic Soldering.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

Demonic Repossession.

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

Natural gas

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Support groups for car repairs.

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Nap time."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Acme Flyswatters.

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."