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Demonic Repossession.

"My advice is park it in Tijuana and leave the keys in."

'I couldn't fix the brakes, so I made your horn louder.'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

Break Down in Communication

Clancy: Car Repairs

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

The Unlucky Mechanic

What's this £25 extra labour?

"Wait a minute - Cars don't have Jefferies tubes!"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Take me to your mechanic."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

CLEAR!

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

"Nap time."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"It's worse than I thought."

Remote control car breakdown.

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"Looks like you ran over a porcupine."