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Demonic Repossession.

"My advice is park it in Tijuana and leave the keys in."

'I couldn't fix the brakes, so I made your horn louder.'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

Break Down in Communication

Clancy: Car Repairs

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

The Unlucky Mechanic

What's this £25 extra labour?

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

CLEAR!

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

"Nap time."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Remote control car breakdown.

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"Looks like you ran over a porcupine."

"It's worse than I thought."

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'