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'Oops-sie.' (Car jacked through the ceiling).

Four mechanics working on a car

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

CLEAR!

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Turmoil change.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Fixing the TV.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Tech support...can I help you!

Demonic Repossession.

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Animals are smarter than we think!