Car Repair Master T-Shirts

'I'll say this for it - It keeps him out of the house.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Take me to your mechanic."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

CLEAR!

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Turmoil change.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Demonic Repossession.

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Animals are smarter than we think!

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

A souped up car...

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"Nap time."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"Turn down the bass."