Car Repair Master Mugs

'I'll say this for it - It keeps him out of the house.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

CLEAR!

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Turmoil change.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

Demonic Repossession.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Animals are smarter than we think!

A souped up car...

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"Nap time."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

Remote control car breakdown.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."