Vehicle Repair Specialist Mugs

"Nap time."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

CLEAR!

Organic Soldering.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

Demonic Repossession.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

Natural gas

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"It's worse than I thought."

Remote control car breakdown.

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'