Car Repair Mechanic T-Shirts

"Are you still mad at Phad for bumping your car?"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Take me to your mechanic."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Organic Soldering.

CLEAR!

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Turmoil change.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Demonic Repossession.

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Nice park. . .