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And could you put in a louder horn?'

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

Man at Muffler Shop sees door sign: 'Exhausted'.

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'You give him the estimate - you're bigger than he is.'

MOTs & Snuggles

'What I said was PUNCTURE!'

Fred's Tire and Brake Repair. 'I tire and I ache...and I don't see that well.'

'Our repair success record is as good as duct tape.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"It's worse than I thought."

A self-filling prophecy.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Organic Soldering.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

CLEAR!

Turmoil change.

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"