Automobile Repair Technician T-Shirts

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!

'I'm having a mental break down because my car broke down.'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Take me to your mechanic."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Organic Soldering.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Computer operator welding machine.

Rust test in progress.

Demonic Repossession.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'