Automobile Repair Technician Gifts

'I'm having a mental break down because my car broke down.'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Organic Soldering.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Computer operator welding machine.

Demonic Repossession.

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Nap time."