Automotive Repair Professional Gifts

"How would you like to pay? Cash, VISA or endowment mortgage?"

"Take me to your mechanic."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Organic Soldering.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

Demonic Repossession.

Electric car

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

"Nap time."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"It's worse than I thought."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"Looks like you ran over a porcupine."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

CLEAR!

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'