Automotive Repair Professional Gifts

"How would you like to pay? Cash, VISA or endowment mortgage?"

"Take me to your mechanic."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Organic Soldering.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Demonic Repossession.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

Volkswagen Scandal

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Electric car

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

The American Nightmare.

"Nap time."

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"Looks like you ran over a porcupine."

"It's worse than I thought."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

CLEAR!

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."