Car Repair Professionals Gifts

'I have fixed your car. That other whining sound is your husband checking over my bill.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

CLEAR!

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

Demonic Repossession.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

"Nap time."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Remote control car breakdown.

"It's worse than I thought."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"Oh...that's not good."

A self-filling prophecy.

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"When was the last time you started her up?"