Auto Repair Professionals Gifts

"So tell me... Do these tires make me look flat?"

'My car has been acting funny.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Organic Soldering.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car Dentistry.

Demonic Repossession.

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Support groups for car repairs.

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"Nap time."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

Psychic car mechanics.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."