Automotive Repair Specialist Gifts

'Take me to your best repairer of cracks in the fuselage.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Organic Soldering.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car Dentistry.

Demonic Repossession.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Natural gas

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Support groups for car repairs.

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"Nap time."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'School of secondary sex characteristics'