Automotive Specialist Gifts

Natural gas

'No, I don't need aluminum siding, but put me on with the windshield - selling guy!'

"Take me to your mechanic."

In the Guru District

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Rust test in progress.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Electric car

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Volkswagen Scandal

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

The American Nightmare.

"Nap time."

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Edward the car won't start!'

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Toy repair.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

'You need a new bobbin.'

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

Volkswagen with skull face

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

"I told him to book it in to the garage..."

Uber Out of Luck