Automotive Professional Gifts

'Stop panicking, hombre, If the French are cornering the Chinese auto market, all we need to do is corner the Chinese repair shop market,'

'I just lost all job security. That guy with the sign is the CEO of the car company I work for.'

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

This one has a new gadget, it tells you how much you still owe on it.

'Can I sniff the tires first?'

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

In the Guru District

"Take me to your mechanic."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Electric car

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

General Motors.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Volkswagen Scandal

Natural gas

The American Nightmare.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"It's worse than I thought."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

Your big end has gone

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

Mufflers.