Automotive Consultant Gifts

"Fa-la-la-la-la,la-labor $95 an hour."

In the Guru District

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"So, what are you folks looking for in a new car?"

"Take me to your mechanic."

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"Perfect."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

Bio Fuels.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Electric car

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

Volkswagen Scandal

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

World's cheapest car

It's the biofuel generation.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Car Emissions