Automobile Repair Specialist Gifts

'Your car won't be ready for awhile -- we had a couple of unexpected birthdays come up.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Organic Soldering.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car Dentistry.

Demonic Repossession.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

Natural gas

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Support groups for car repairs.

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"Nap time."

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'School of secondary sex characteristics'