Automobile Repair Specialist T-Shirts

'Your car won't be ready for awhile -- we had a couple of unexpected birthdays come up.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Organic Soldering.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car Dentistry.

Demonic Repossession.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Natural gas

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Support groups for car repairs.

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"Nap time."

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

Acme Flyswatters.

"It's worse than I thought."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."