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"We can't come to an agreement about how to fix your car, Mr. Simons. Sometimes that's the way things happen in a democracy."

"It doesn't look good. Leave it with us overnight and hope it gets stolen."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

'Here he comes now. I told you my mechanic was a good one.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

'When I finish looking here I'll give you a list of what I need.'

"What do you mean I left garage too quickly?" - Mechanic still under car

Just to be on the safe side, Ed never makes a move until he runs the car through the computer - 'Yup, that baby's flat alright.'

'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'

'I've been in this business a long time, and believe me that's not laughing.'

'This isn't a bill, it's a ransom note!'

Truck Repairs

'Is this for wiping greasy hands? No, it's your itemized bill.'

'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'

'So, hows the ullage?'

'I've found the problem - I'm not a mechanic.'

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

'We'll do our best, but it's getting hard to find parts for these older models.'

'Found your problem...there was a hairball in the gas line.'

'Just a few things, I'm afraid. . .'

'It's serious. I'll have to go back to the garage for my calculator.'

'Frankly the only Cheap way of getting rid of the knocking from the engine is to turn up the volume on the radio.'

Man Lifting Up Car.

'I had to bring your car back, it was beyond repair.'

'Just tell me one thing. Would this bill be so outrageous if you weren't my ex?'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

'If I were you, I'd keep the oil and change the car.'

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

"How've you been, Baldo? You still seeing Estella? Is that a new shirt? How's your Tia Carmen?"

"What does the problem sound like? It sounds like a cash register going KA-CHING! KA-CHING!"

"Sure it's got low mileage. I only drove it once a week to the repair shop."

"Well i found the issue, there's no engine."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."