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"I no longer worry about my new car getting dinged in the parking lot."

'We set this thing on golfball-sized and we'll be millionaires in no time.'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Organic Soldering.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

Demonic Repossession.

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Nap time."

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"It's worse than I thought."

He did love tinkering on his cars.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.