Auto Body Specialist T-Shirts

'Oh great. I really wanted bucket seats.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Rust test in progress.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Volkswagen Scandal

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Bowling ball head.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

Natural gas

The American Nightmare.

"Nap time."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"It's worse than I thought."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"Oh...that's not good."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'Edward the car won't start!'

Toy repair.

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

'I have fixed your car. That other whining sound is your husband checking over my bill.'

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'