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"The replacement part is $28, but cost will be $3,200 after we dismantle half the engine to install it."

"We'll have your parts in three days."

"You guys have sold me wrong parts three times! Your ad says 'Auto y Rod employees are the friendliest experts in town.' What can we do about this?"

"How many auto parts stores do you think there are in this state?"

Drool Marks

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Rust test in progress.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

Natural gas

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"It's worse than I thought."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"If you need a muffler...I suggest this Einstein model."

"Oh...that's not good."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Edward the car won't start!'

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

Toy repair.

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

Your big end has gone

Whining SUV.

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'You need a new bobbin.'