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"I hate shopping in the aftermarket for parts."

Larry's used art

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"So...do you have a job now?"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Mohammad's motors

'God's speed.'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

'How about a nice saloon?'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."