Auto Parts Retailers T-Shirts

"Guys, this circular is in today's paper...except the people over there messed it up! Our coolant is $7.99, not $1, battery chargers are $39.99, not $9.99...and hydraulic jacks are $29.99 not $2."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'It seats two comfortably.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"So...do you have a job now?"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

TS Motors Inc.

The car showroom

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"So the question you need to ask yourself is - 'Just how much of a mid-life crisis can I afford?'"

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'