"Guys, this circular is in today's paper...except the people over there messed it up! Our coolant is $7.99, not $1, battery chargers are $39.99, not $9.99...and hydraulic jacks are $29.99 not $2."
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"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."
"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."
"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '
"Do you buy cars here?"
'It seats two comfortably.'
"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."
'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'
'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'
'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'
"So...do you have a job now?"
"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"
'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'
'Take me to your auto body shop.'
"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."
'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'
'I need a lot of trunk space.'
"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."
Big yellow sports utility vehicle.
"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."
Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages
“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”
"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."
New-Car Shopping with Arianna Huffington: 'She says if we give her a car, she'll give us exposure by driving it around.'
'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'
"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."
'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'
TS Motors Inc.
"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."
"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."
"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"
The car showroom
'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'
"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."
"So the question you need to ask yourself is - 'Just how much of a mid-life crisis can I afford?'"
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