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"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

"One year closer to college!"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Rising Gas Prices

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

'And here's the toolkit.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.