Auto Shopping Pillows

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

"Look here, young man! I'm a businessman! I don't fall for slick sales tricks!"

"One year closer to college!"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Rising Gas Prices

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

'And here's the toolkit.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Wonderland Auto Dealers. We have some very satisfied customers. Humpty Dumpty loves the airbags in his new car! Hansel and Gretel are happy with their GPS. And the three bears think their security system will prevent break-ins. Goldilocks probably wishes the three bears bought something with keyless entry. The biggest complaint is from Cinderella. Did her car into a pumkin? No, this time it's a lemon!