Car Buying Pillows

All you'd expect in a British car!

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"Dad's helping me buy a car. They're giving us a deal just to get rid of us."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

'I was looking for something a little more passive-aggressive.'

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"This model comes in all wheel drive and the popular sex drive!"

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

'This is a great car as far as it goes.'

'That meter? It tells you how fast your interest charge is adding up.'

And this is the economy model.

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"My dad says there's a car out there with my name on it...and when I find it, I can buy it."

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment... so it kind of evens out."

Sale. New. We aren't paying sticker price and you need to add some options. I bring along a bargaining chip when shopping for a car.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"One year closer to college!"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Family members!

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Thatched roof car.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Otto the SmartyCar!