Buying Cars Pillows

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Dependable, basic transportation. Guaranteed to drive the ladies wild, especially low-maintenance ones.'

"So, what are you folks looking for in a new car?"

Rust? What rust?

When you sold me this car you said it had only one owner!

Pushy Salesmen

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"One year closer to college!"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Family members!

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Otto the SmartyCar!

Thatched roof car.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Rising Gas Prices

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'By god that man stinks!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?