Buying Cars Prints

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Dependable, basic transportation. Guaranteed to drive the ladies wild, especially low-maintenance ones.'

"So, what are you folks looking for in a new car?"

Rust? What rust?

When you sold me this car you said it had only one owner!

Pushy Salesmen

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"One year closer to college!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Family members!

"Do you buy cars here?"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Rising Gas Prices

Thatched roof car.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'By god that man stinks!'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'