Buying New Car Prints

"... No, I don't think your car needs a new battery. I'd say your battery needs a new car!"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"One year closer to college!"

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Family members!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Rising Gas Prices

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Thatched roof car.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'By god that man stinks!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'