"... No, I don't think your car needs a new battery. I'd say your battery needs a new car!"
Buying New Car Gifts
Looking for the ideal gift for someone who’s recently purchased a new car? Our collection offers funny, thoughtful products that celebrate their milestone. From mugs to prints, every item adds a personal touch to this exciting life event.
'OK, now let's be careful out there.'
"I hear you bought a new classic car."
"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.
"One year closer to college!"
"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"
Family members!
"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."
'It seats two comfortably.'
"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."
Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.
Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.
Yes, That Was The Exit
'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'
"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."
Rising Gas Prices
It's great for pulling the birds!
"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."
Otto the SmartyCar!
"We'll get there when we get there!"
Thatched roof car.
"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"
Prepare to meet thy mechanic.
"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."
'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'
'God's speed.'
'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'
"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"
'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'
"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."
'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'
'By god that man stinks!'
I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.
Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'
'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'
Buying New Car Gifts Collection
Buying New Car Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous and heartfelt mugs perfect for celebrating a new car purchase.
Buying New Car Pillows
Find cozy pillows that complement the excitement of a new car with comfort and humor.
Buying New Car Prints
Browse our prints to stylishly commemorate the thrill of buying a new car and personal milestones.
Buying New Car T-Shirts
Discover witty and stylish t-shirts that make a statement about new car adventures and milestones.