Buying A New Vehicle Gifts

"This is our most popular model for first time RV-ers."

'It's not legal to drive anywhere, but it looks good in the driveway.'

Guess who just bought a new RV

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"One year closer to college!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Family members!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Rising Gas Prices

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Thatched roof car.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'By god that man stinks!'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'